She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides