The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
We should play with legos at camp
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history