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The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

We should play with legos at camp

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history