Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
Pink horses galloped across the sea
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out