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Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

They got there early, and they got really good seats

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us