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Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use :blush:

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

They were excited to see their first sloth