The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
That memory we used to share stole the goods.
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
Although it wasnât a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home