His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
I borrowed my fatherâs hammer to build a dog house
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc