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It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it