Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance