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Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance