Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
The mysterious diary records the voice
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house