There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The sun had set and so had his dreams
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean