She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair 
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean