They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
If you spin around three times, youâll start to feel melancholy
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital