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She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

If you spin around three times, you’ll start to feel melancholy

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

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Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

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I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

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You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital