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You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well