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The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car