The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car