Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
He drank life before spitting it out
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes