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Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships 
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke