I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
Pink horses galloped across the sea
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean