I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies