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I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies