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After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

He swore he just saw his sushi move

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

She was too short to see over the fence

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength