She found his complete dullness interesting 
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
Greetings from the real universe
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
They were excited to see their first sloth
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity