If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
Let me help you with your baggage
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Although it wasnât a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say