Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
Courage and stupidity were all he had
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance