When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns 
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
It must be five o’clock somewhere
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
He shaved the peach to prove a point
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog