Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels, of which all have been written in my mind
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life