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You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it diddid

Situps are a terrible way to end your day

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched itS

The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats