Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it diddid
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched itS
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats