Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
- That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
- Erin accidentally created a new universe.
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I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
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He went back to the video to see what
- Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
- They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence.
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
He colored deep space a soft yellow
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Getting up at dawn is for the birds
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy