The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Purple is the best city in the forest
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving