Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
The familyâs excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke