It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
The lake is a long way from here
She was too short to see over the fence
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow