Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
Purple is the best city in the forest
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
Rock music approaches at high velocity
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
He drank life before spitting it out
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken