Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started