She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog