He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
The door slammed on the watermelon
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
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Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes