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He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.

Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday. :train2: :carousel_horse:

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them.

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.

Purple is the best city in the forest.

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