Please tell me you donât work in a morgue. 
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball. 
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row. FA
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind 
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
He drank life before spitting it out.
She advised him to come back at once.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
hereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.