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Three generations with six decades of life experience

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him