The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
He created a pig burger out of beef
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet