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She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

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He created a pig burger out of beef

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

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Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

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