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Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

He was all business when he wore his clown suit

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it