Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it