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He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin

He swore he just saw his sushi move

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal