He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
Abstraction is often one floor above you
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears