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The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street