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Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname wa

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire

We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale