Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname wa
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale