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For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

It isn’t difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief :sweat_smile:

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your fee

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

  1. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real