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I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

Abstraction is often one floor above you

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground