I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Abstraction is often one floor above you
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground