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When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

Not all people who wander are lost

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants

He drank life before spitting it out

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled