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The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof