Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life