She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse