Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving